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Joke of the Day
"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."
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"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."
"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"
"Jane Austen really squandered the opportunity to write a sequel called ""2 Proud 2 Prejudiced."""
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"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."
"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."
"What did David do when he hand all his bones removed Nothing."
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