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Joke of the Day
"After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired. Adios, amigo."
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"[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*"
"Earthquake in DC... This is the shakeup in Washington we needed."
"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"
"Are hamburgers male? Yes because they're boygers not girlgers!"
"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"
"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"
"What's fast and breathes fast underwater? Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."