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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
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"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."
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"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
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