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Joke of the Day
"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"
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"Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? It was a violet crime."
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"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."
"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"
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"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""