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Joke of the Day
"Earthquake in DC... This is the shakeup in Washington we needed."
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"I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek"
"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"
"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
"The prophet Muhammad, Hitler and Charles Manson walk into a gay bar The bartender runs for his life screaming ""NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!"""
"My God: dead. My world: disenchanted. My invitation on LinkedIn: declined."
"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."
"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."
"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."