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Joke of the Day
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
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"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."
"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."
"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."
"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."
"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."
"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"