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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"What happens when two oxen bump into each other? You have an oxident."

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."

"Where do sick boats go to? The dock."

"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""

"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"

"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"

"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."