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Joke of the Day

"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."

"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"

"took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air"

"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."

"What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Steven Hawking"

"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."

"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."

"Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? They just can't resist the heroine."

"How much does the average gay man ejaculate? I don't know but I hear it's an assload."