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Joke of the Day
"took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air"
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"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"
"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."
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"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."
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"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."