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Joke of the Day
"How much does the average gay man ejaculate? I don't know but I hear it's an assload."
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"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."
"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."
"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"
"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."
"Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence."
"Ordering a decaf coffee is like ordering a picture of food"