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Joke of the Day

"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."

"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"Jesus can walk on water so Jesus may be able to walk on water but who cares! Stephen hawking's runs on battery's"

"I took biscuits with me on a date once. She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat."

"The programmer's wife tells her husband: ""Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."" The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"

"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."

"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """