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Joke of the Day

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"

"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"

"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."

"I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""

"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "

"10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room."

"I measured my penis today and it said 11.7 inches. Then I realized the ruler was backwards. Credit to /u/TodoJaw21"

"I named my boobs... I named my boobs All and Hell, 'cause when my bra comes off All Hell breaks loose."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often."