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Joke of the Day
"If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously."
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"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"
"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
"My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God."
"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""
"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"
"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"
"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."
"Everclear songs are really easy to play on guitar It's because their dad's weren't around to give them music lessons."