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Joke of the Day
"There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat"
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"A german tourist. A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport. The immigration office asks: 'Occupation?''. The german responds: 'No, just holiday''"
"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"
"LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER"
"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"
"Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? The penises fall off the dumb ones."
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."
"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."