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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"
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"I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?"
"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."
"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"How are Pornstars paid? Income"
"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"
"Our generation is messed up. We have unprotected sex, but have cases on our phones."
"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."
"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."