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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"

"To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking. Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man."

"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"Prison seems to have it all. Free food, free housing, free sex."

"Want to hear the worst self-referential joke in the world? You just did!"

"What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour."

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"