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Joke of the Day

"Our generation is messed up. We have unprotected sex, but have cases on our phones."

"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"

"Treat Two-faced people like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."

"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."

"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."

"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"

"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."

"I was talking to my science class... ...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold."