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Joke of the Day
"Our generation is messed up. We have unprotected sex, but have cases on our phones."
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"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"
"I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however."
"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"
"Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police Nut screws washer and bolts"
"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."
"Why did the chemist die? He ate a Pb and J sandwich."
"Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving."
"People are getting way too eager for holidays there's 365 days till Christmas and people already have decorations up!"
"I'm a man with a very specific set of skills. Woodworking, mostly. And so help me, God, I'm going to find you and build you a bench."