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Joke of the Day
"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"
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"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""
"The toilet on the train was out of order, so I had to sit there and hold it for half an hour. A woman who was sat opposite, looked at me in disgust and asked ""Is that a fucking poo in your hand?"""
"If Charmin had any idea where I was sticking their toilet paper, I doubt they'd spend so much time on the pretty little designs."
"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""
"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""
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"The term ""Expecting a baby"" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows"
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."