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Joke of the Day

"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""

"I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three. He started counting. ""Uno! Dos!"" And then he was gone. Without a tres."

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"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."

"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? I don't eat parsley. -Andrew ""Dice"" Clay"

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"

"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"