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Joke of the Day

"The term ""Expecting a baby"" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows"

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"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"Me: My sex life is like your car. Friend: What? Sleek, performance-inspired, 6-speed, classic & acclaimed? Me: Nope. Electric powered."
"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"
"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."
"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."
"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."