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Joke of the Day

"16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN! Edit: added two na"

"Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"

"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."

"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."

"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"