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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"

"I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her"

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"

"Have you heard about Betty the cow? She's outstanding in her field."

"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."

"I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today. Hand lotion."

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."

"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."