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Joke of the Day

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."

"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."

"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"