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Joke of the Day

"Kanye tryin to get a parrot to talk, says to him: Polly want a cracker? Parrot look at Kanye, say Nigger want a watermelon?"

"It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets."

"Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?"

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"

"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."

"You guys ever smear fake blood on your mouth, put on a ripped shirt, go in somewhere and pretend you got mugged? PEOPLE ARE SO NICE!"

"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"