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Joke of the Day
"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."
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"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."
"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"
"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."
"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down"