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Joke of the Day

"Did you know John Travolta's home has an airport in it? Too bad, he got the bomb detecting dogs about 7 movies too late."

"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."

"Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar."

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"

"Throwing Viagra in the milk so Santa has a hard time getting back up the chimney. Use a front door like everyone else asshole!"

"My exercise routine is a running joke."

"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."

"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"