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Joke of the Day

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"

"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"

"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."

"I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."

"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""

"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"