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Joke of the Day

"Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar."

"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"

"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."

"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."

"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"

"Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs"

"TIL that some barbers have haircut numbers ""Honey, I just went to the barbershop and had a fantastic number 2!"""

"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."

"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"

"Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team? If you conceive something, they can execute it."