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Joke of the Day

"Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence. So that pushes women further down to third place?"

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"

"The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has. Received Frances Highest Honor..."

"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick So my wife can blow all the money she wants"

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."

"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"

"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."