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Joke of the Day

"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"

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"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"
"What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim."
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