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Joke of the Day
"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"
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"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"
"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"
"People who cheer at concerts when a musician says the name of their city are the most easily impressed people on earth."
"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."
"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."
"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."
"Was just complaining about Mondays. Then I thought, ""Wow. David Lee Roth would never do that."" So I shut up & finished my breakfast."
"Dating: *prances around in underwear and his t-shirt* Marriage: *Unzips footed unicorn onesie* Do you think this mole is cancer?"