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Joke of the Day

"The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has. Received Frances Highest Honor..."

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"

"Did you hear the dress at the center of the color debate is actually a type of ""sex dress?"" It's just a fucking dress."

"If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out ""Marry me?"" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples."

"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."