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Joke of the Day
"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
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"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"Had this weird dream last night that I was Superman, but I was only able to fly really low to the ground because I'm chubby."
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"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Badum, ssssshhhhhhh"
"Here is a joke about sausage: Nevermind. It's the wurst."
"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."
"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."
"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""