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Joke of the Day

"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"

"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."

"KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious"

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""

"Umm, no officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket."

"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress"

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers."

"Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!"