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Joke of the Day
"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
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"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""
"A guy really wants to make it in Hollywood.. So he starts cleaning his room desperately. His mate: ""What are you doing man?"" Him: "" I am dusting off man.."""
"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"
"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."
"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."
"I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."
"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."