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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"

"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"

"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"

"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"

"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"

"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"

"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."

"Priests, TV personalities and now MPs guilty of bum fidderling no wonder us children of the 70/80s bang on about playing outside all day...who the f*ck would have wanted to go indoors"

"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."