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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"

"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."

"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""

"What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with? A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon."

"I love hearing peoples' stories... ...I'm always chasing tale."

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"

"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."

"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"

"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."

"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."