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Joke of the Day

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"

"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: SHE'S IN LABOR! Cop: That's a beach ball in a wig. Me: Cop: Me: I don't think I'm the father. Cop: Get out."

"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."

"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"I got my first real 6-string Bought it at the 5 & dime Played it til my fingers bled Mom sued the guitar manufacturer & settled out of court"

"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."