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Joke of the Day
"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."
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"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"
"What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say? Where is my tractor?"
"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"*exercises sarcastically*"
"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man tied up on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend. Whoops, wrong sub."