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Joke of the Day

"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"

"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."

"Stop saying ""11/11/11"" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works."

"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"

"It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones."

"What word has the most letters in it? Postbox."

"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."

"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""

"When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite? The Cheetahs!"