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Joke of the Day
"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
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"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"
"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."