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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."

"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you"

"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""

"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."

"Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school."

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."