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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
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"What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung."
"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"
"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."
"NSFW What's one thing a woman wishes her husband had after childbirth? A fatter penis."
"What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make just as long it's a hutchback!"
"What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger? An egg gets laid before it cracks."
"I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some. He asked me back... What's a lipo?"
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."