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Joke of the Day

"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."

"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"

"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"What console does god use? Praystation"

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"So proud of myself...6 whole months without smoking! Today I was able to ride the elevator all the way to the top without getting winded."

"I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children."

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."