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Joke of the Day

"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"

"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"

"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"

"If ball is life, where is the afterlife? Ballhalla"

"What do you call bug mating? INSEX"

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"

"Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas? He said it was the best book he's ever read"

"A wise old man once told me... ...to bend over."

"This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut."