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Joke of the Day

"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."

"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"

"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"

"if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape"

"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."

"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."

"What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? Snow balls!"

"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."