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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? Getting head at the same time."
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"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies"
"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"A chicken and an egg were lying in bed... ..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said ""Well that answers THAT question!""."
"What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit."
"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"
"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"
"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."
"So I asked my grandma I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""