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Joke of the Day

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?"

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."

"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."

"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."

"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."

"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"