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Joke of the Day

"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."

"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."

"If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient."

"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... The End."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."

"Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."

"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."