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Joke of the Day
"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."
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"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."
"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"
"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"
"Want to hear a really shitty gay joke? poop dick"
"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"
"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"